Dear Mr. Dorsey,
I hear you’re having a problem building your flock. I know Squre is like more profitable and all, but
You’ve maxed out on the left brainers on line, you need to make it easy for us right-brains. Everybody who has a chance of getting airborn is already in flight.
Don’t be such an angry bird. If you want more users (everyone opens an account and then freezes – deer in the headlights. Make it easy.
See, the problem is that people are all fluttery about getting onto your platform, but once they’re there they don’t know how to play. The don’t even see how to escape (strikethrough) log out. (explain in 10 steps how to do that.)
It takes ? keystrokes to log out.
You are one of the few successes Donald Trump can claim as his own.
(C losing) Anyway, thank you for creating a market for my book and others like it. Word to the wise – FB doesn’t need manuals (note to me – check this out).
They just sit there. Like hens on an egg that won’t hatch.
The jump on and freeze – all those flock and they know not what to do. Anxiety, shingles (funny ailments) Known as ______________ syndrome.
If there’s one thing the world doesn’t need it’s another social (italics) disease which won’t be covered by health insurance.
Denial and Hubris are not rivers that run through Egypt.
Put Lists on user’s own page.
Like make it easy to log out!